Literary Tourism: The Book Cellar in Chicago
While hanging out with Harmony in Chicago, I got to meet their girlfriend Celina! And what better place to get to know someone than a bookstore?
So that’s how we ended up at The Book Cellar, a cute little shop that also happens to be across the street from some of the best coffee I’ve ever had in my life. I think it was a Turkish coffee shop called Oromo Cafe.
Anyhoo, priorities! Look how cute Harmony (left) and Celina (right) are!
I adored Celina from the moment I met her, especially since I found out that she, too, has great taste in books. She told me about One Last Stop by Casey McQuiston and Honey Girl by Morgan Rogers. Both sound like novels I’d enjoy!
I do love a bookstore that’s been filled to the brim as long as it’s organized and easily navigable. The Book Cellar succeeds on all fronts!
Reader, when I tell you I was tempted, know I WAS TEMPTED.
Sure, there’s a sign that says the sliding book ladder is for staff only, but COME ON. Who could resist?!
The only reason I didn’t get on it is because we’d just gotten to The Book Cellar and I didn’t want to get kicked out because then it’d ruin my friends’ book shopping and probably make a terrible first impression on my best friend’s girlfriend, so I had to curb my enthusiasm. But I’m coming back for you, book ladder! One day!
Of course, I had to get some pics of the happy couple because they’re just so damn cute together.
I cracked up when I saw this cardboard cutout… But only after I rounded the corner and jumped because it scared me first.
I snapped this pic as a candid, but Harmony’s half-closed eyes are about how I feel about Shakespeare too.
While I’m not in the market for the Bard these days, a book did catch my eye: The Art of Dumpster Diving by Jennifer Anne Moses. I’d never heard of it before, but as a once enthusiastic and still occasionally practicing dumpster diver, I had to have it.
I do love a good theme-curated display table and since I was visiting in March I was glad to see they were celebrating Women’s History Month. Now if we could just get nonbinary folks our own month…
Here’s the thing: Even though I never really sit down in bookstores and read portions of books before I buy them (and I get super annoyed with people who read the books––and bend the spines!!––without buying them), I always appreciate a bookstore with comfy chairs. There’s one simple reason…
If there’s a comfy chair, no one is rushing me out of the bookstore! If I’m with someone who doesn’t love books as much as I do and they get bored, they can sit down and scroll on their phone without rushing me. That wasn’t a problem with Harmony and Celina but in the past it’s been an issue with some friends and romantic partners (which was a sign that it wasn’t going to work out).
Judging by the presence of the TV and this more open area of the bookstore, I assume this is where they have events like book clubs and signings.
The Book Cellar looked kind of small when I first approached, but once you’re inside you can really see how big it actually is. They’ve squeezed in a lot of books and made good use of the space!
No bookstore is complete without a puzzle section, am I right? I don’t really know how books and puzzles got so intertwined (are there book publishers who also make puzzles? do book distributors also distribute puzzles? is this a way of capturing the audiobook audience without necessarily having to sell audiobooks?) but puzzles in bookstores is pretty ubiquitous. The Book Cellar had several cool-looking literary-themed puzzles. If I had the patience for puzzles I might have gotten one. But between my antsy-ness and having 5 cats that like to swat small things, puzzles are a fruitless venture for me.
I also couldn’t help noticing the sign above the puzzle shelf that says “Dear Friends, we don’t have coasters, so please be sure to keep food and drinks off the books” and I must ask WHAT GODLESS MONSTER IS PUTTING FOOD AND DRINKS ON THE BOOKS???
I mean, I assume they wouldn’t have to put up a sign like that if there weren’t people doing it, but I’m just like, what the hell kind of heathens are coming into The Book Cellar?! I’m definitely that person who, if I saw someone use a book as a coaster or a plate, would calmly move the food off of it, dust off the book, and give the person a dirty look. Mr. Off the Beaten Shelf once tried to squish a bug with a book and I screamed more over that than I did about the spider that was trying to crawl into bed with us.
All in all, I had a lovely time at The Book Cellar. The only thing I’d do differently is make good use of their cafe now that I know they have one.